Rule the Galaxy

All hail Sauron

Regent of Frood and Sovereign Potentate of the Galaxy, whose wise Imperial Edict guides us all to a more prosperous Empire:

Obey me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The present deathlike reign of Sauron hath endured for 100 eons before the Chronicles ceased to record this long and tedious reign and hath been celebrated with 16592 Rings of Power in tribute. Regrettably, Sauron's vassals have grown weary of paying tribute (Sauron has resorted to producing their own tribute), and wouldst not tomato any usurper.

Previously, Sauron hath ruled for a total of 4 eons and hath receivethd 39 tributes.

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The Chronicles of Frood

The Herald proclaimeth:Here are recorded the most recent rules. Perhaps thou mayest also be interested in reading or perhaps even adding to the Froodly tales of Frood?

Melkor, who proclaimed thusly: "Don`t Tomato me!", garnered 26 power during a particularly even more warlike then sauron reign that endured for 3 eons until usurped by Sauron.

Sauron, who proclaimed thusly: "Join Me!", garnered 39 Rings of Power during a particularly warlike reign that endured for 4 eons until usurped by Melkor.

Quantum Mechanic, who proclaimed thusly: "only play A&A!", garnered 30374 games during a particularly dream reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Quantum Mechanic was finally usurped by Sauron.

Tommy, who proclaimed thusly: "Only feast on tomatoes of the plum kind", garnered 4612 Oranges during a particularly glorious reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Tommy was finally usurped by Quantum Mechanic.

the champion, who proclaimed thusly: "no more school!!!!!!!", garnered 7244 vaction days during a particularly great reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and the champion was finally usurped by Tommy.

Yonatan Alexander of the free, who proclaimed thusly: "no more school!!!!!!!!!!!!", garnered 12 vaction days during a particularly widely resented yet surprisingly forgettable reign that endured for 2 eons until usurped by the champion.

the champion, who proclaimed thusly: "no usurping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", garnered 49 books during a particularly enligntend reign that endured for 5 eons until usurped by the ruthless and despicable throne-hog Yonatan Alexander of the free.

Yonatan Alexander of the free, who proclaimed thusly: "VICTORY AT ALL COSTS", garnered 824 planets during a particularly the great one reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Yonatan Alexander of the free was finally usurped by the champion.

king k the konquororr, who proclaimed thusly: "everyone shall obey,then everybody shall benfeit!", garnered 2839 advice during a particularly dream reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and king k the konquororr was finally usurped by Yonatan Alexander of the free.

Drellgor, who proclaimed thusly: "To Rule with an Iron Fist!", garnered 21110 10 Gold Coins during a particularly god like reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Drellgor was finally usurped by king k the konquororr.

ezz, who proclaimed thusly: "E", garnered 15711 ezzils during a particularly awesome reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and ezz was finally usurped by Drellgor.

Mr. Barrette the most wise, benificient and beautidinous, who proclaimed thusly: "Do unto others as I would have you have done unto me or you.", garnered 10497 paradoxes during a particularly tense, but bland reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Mr. Barrette the most wise, benificient and beautidinous was finally usurped by ezz.

Dan of Og, Harbinger of Omens, who proclaimed thusly: "Behold, I shall guard thy life, liberty, and security of your personage!", garnered 620 sloppy kisses during a particularly principled and fundamentally just reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Dan of Og, Harbinger of Omens was finally usurped by Mr. Barrette the most wise, benificient and beautidinous.

Tron of Toddmithea, who proclaimed thusly: "May all third party beneficiaries rely on contracts in which they are genuinely interested! Take that Krista!", garnered 3511 bifters during a particularly comebackish reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Tron of Toddmithea was finally usurped by Dan of Og, Harbinger of Omens.

Mistah Nogyst, who proclaimed thusly: "Boom-Schiky! Boom-Schiky! BADONKADONK!", garnered 672 Baby McKays during a particularly fartilious reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Mistah Nogyst was finally usurped by Just Krista Bista.

powerful, the very powerful indeed, who proclaimed thusly: "All must excuse me as I scratch my nether regions.", garnered 1970 commendations to my good taste during a particularly resurgent reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and powerful, the very powerful indeed was finally usurped by Mistah Nogyst.

Lord MackayKiddian, who proclaimed thusly: "Ive been gone 2 months and Im still in second place. Heed my Greatness", garnered 1477 cries of admiration during a particularly warmly welcomed reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Lord MackayKiddian was finally usurped by powerful, the very powerful indeed.

Just Krista Bista, who proclaimed thusly: "none... you all suck... I havne` t played in two months and I still rule!", garnered 1124 fat free lactosse free chai tea latte during a particularly awakened reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Just Krista Bista was finally usurped by Lord MackayKiddian.

Quantum Mechanic, who proclaimed thusly: "Hey, look over there!", garnered 1189 anything whatever during a particularly technical reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Quantum Mechanic was finally usurped by Just Krista Bista.

Dan of Og, Harbinger of Omens, who proclaimed thusly: "All Emperors may now tribute themselves after the vassals grow weary.", garnered 1518 hymns of praise during a particularly exculpatory reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Dan of Og, Harbinger of Omens was finally usurped by Quantum Mechanic.

Mistah Nogyst, who proclaimed thusly: "The Penner of the Charter is crazy deaf", garnered 2897 Purple Nurples during a particularly shenanigan-filled reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Mistah Nogyst was finally usurped by Dan of Og, Harbinger of Omens.

Paulette the Pacifier, who proclaimed thusly: "none... just trying to get Krista Bista out", garnered 533 door knobs during a particularly super reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Paulette the Pacifier was finally usurped by Mistah Nogyst.

Just Krista Bista, who proclaimed thusly: "If you don`t like your gift don`t return it, give it to me...", garnered 533 Sales Slips for old Xmas Presents during a particularly returned reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Just Krista Bista was finally usurped by Paulette the Pacifier.

Kurt the Crapulent, who proclaimed thusly: "Mrs. Rabbit sure is hot.", garnered 533 Jessica Rabbit dolls during a particularly somewhat glorious reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Kurt the Crapulent was finally usurped by Just Krista Bista.

Klaus, Faithful Dauphin for Kurt, who proclaimed thusly: "My master cometh, and cometh right soon.", garnered 533 odes sung to Kurt during a particularly eager reign that endured for 100 eons before we lost count, all the vassals became lazy and Klaus, Faithful Dauphin for Kurt was finally usurped by Kurt the Crapulent.